*in T. Hawk's house*
Zangief: hahahha! Look what i got
El Fuerte: its a R. Mika sex tape!
Zangief: lets watch!
El Fuerte: read my mind amigo ^^
*the vid is activated *
Zangief: wow...that ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
El Fuerte: my salchicha is hard
El Fuerte: shit! Its T.Hawk! He'll kill us if he sees the porn!
Zangief: quick! Change the channel!
*the channel is changed*
T.Hawk: hello guys.
Zangief: we were...watching sports
T.Hawk: yes, "sports" *shows the dvd*
El Fuerte: it wasn't mine! I was....holding for someone!
T. Hawk: looks like you two need a lesson
Zangief: *gulp* what kind of lesson?
*several mexican typhoons later*
T. Hawk: let this be a lesson to you. This garbage is not allowed in my house. *walks to the kitchen*
Zangief: uughh....guess a typhoon is more powerful than a cyclone...
El Fuerte: same here amigo...uke